that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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