I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Its about making memories worth repressing
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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