She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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