its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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