Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
God, I missed his penis.
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