Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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