Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
