I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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