You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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