I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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