i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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