I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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