question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
we're so committed to being not committed
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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