i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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