the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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