operation have a gay friend backfired
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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