Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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