i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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