Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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