yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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