I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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