Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Randomize
