You work out of a Hotel?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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