Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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