That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
