After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just forgot I was standing up.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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