But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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