Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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