Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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