If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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