Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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