:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i barfeds in our rink
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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