He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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