Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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