So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
