he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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