No awkward lesbian experiences without me
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
ttyl tear gas
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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