I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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