I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
