? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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