would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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