i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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