I will die if light touches me.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Randomize
