He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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