I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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