I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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