yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
whose ass print is on the piano?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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