I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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