i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i black out too much to be "responsible"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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