I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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