the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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