I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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