he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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