I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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